We took the scenic route to Marco Island, arriving at Goodland around two o'clock in the afternoon.
|Sunny and warm -- near 80 degrees as we pull onto the road to Goodland.
On approach to the heart of Goodland and specifically, the intersection where Stan's Idle Hour is located, this is the scene on the corner across the street from Stan's.
We took our $10 parking space in the front yard of one of the locals. Of course, the Mullet Festival attendees are the most interesting...
|Cowboy hat, tuxedo coat and rubber fishing boots.
The tux was really just a black long coat cut-away with some cheap "tails" sewn on.
|Three of Goodland's loveliest ladies get a ride through town.
|A really tame pink coif and some really white skin -- all ready to sunburn.
|Not obvious at first glance, these sunglasses actually are little commode lids that flip up to show commode seat sunglasses.
|Part of the Roman guard. Guarding the men's room with beer in hand.
|I don't know. I just don't know. Kitty or bunny?
The highlight and grand finale of the annual mullet festival in Goodland is the crowning of the Buzzard Lope Queen. This outrageous contest is an un-beauty contest of women (to say "ladies" would just not be right) who wear feathered costumes and mimic the dance of a buzzard as it devours road kill. A corny song is sung over and over and over again, on a tiny stage with all the contestants flapping around before a crowd of drunken revelers shouting, whistling and applauding to cheer their favorite to victory ... and the crown.
|The crowd is ready for the Buzzard Lope contest
|A new festival shirt is unveiled for each year.
|This year we opted to sit in the shade behind the bandstand where we enjoyed seeing the fishing boats and pleasure yachts.
|My favorite shirt.
We began visits to Stan's Idle Hour in Goodland, Florida way back in the 1990's and saw a woman dancing with her husband. Their dance was lewd and embarrassing to see. We learned her name was Mary. A few years later, Mary's husband passed away. Mary continued to dance and quickly became the annual favorite in the Buzzard Lope contest. After some years, Stan crowned Queen Mary and as Queen, she would no longer compete in the annual contest, allowing others to claim the annual crown. She is still known as Queen Mary and she is still a vulgar character.
A few more of the unusual people mingling in the crowd of Mullet Festival goers.
|A dog and his master wearing matching sunglasses.
|Momma drives a Harley
|Probably a contestant, but certainly not a winner, in the 2013 Buzzard Lope Queen contest.
Once again this year, I don't know who was crowned "Buzzard Lope Queen" and it really isn't important. Everyone seemed to have a good time even though we saw two emergency medical service vehicles carrying people from the crowd. I don't think anyone died. That's a good thing.
As the festival wound down, we strolled around Goodland for a little while and took a few pictures of interesting places and things.
|Stan's Idle Hour Bar from the water side.
|An 55+ community
|A very good restaurant. The Little Bar.
|Another good restaurant.
|Just before sunset we took the dogs for a long walk in a new Goodland park and captured this picture.